Show The Love
When was the last time you thought about your pinky toes? They are important; they provide balance to your steps. Without them, you would only be a freak with four toes. Because of these very important reasons, I believe you should show your pinkies some love and appreciation.
I would even go as far to say that we should have a National Pinky Day! During this day it would be custumary to get (and give) pedicures, wear sandals to show off you toes, and ponder about the little things in life that make humans special.
2 comments:
It's funny you should mention this ... my past roommates were anthro majors, and apparently they learned in one of their classes that primates are slowly evolving smaller and smaller pinky toes because they are such useless structures. One of my roommates had very tiny pinky toes, so we called her "highly evolved." So enjoy your pinky toes, because in 1000 years, we may no longer have them.
That is probably true, but until then, do not, DO NOT cut them off in order to appear more evolved. I've read in numerous places that if you lose either your big toe, or pinky toe, you have to re-learn how to shift your weight when you walk. It is a long and difficult process I hear. That is your safety tip for the day =)
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