Sunday, June 27, 2010

Do You Want a Tiny House?

I found a blog that is addicting. In this blog you will find the cutest pictures of the tiniest homes in America. Link HERE.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Relay for Life
Gilroy, CA, 2010
Amazing fun. I sold brownies and I walked. 
THANK YOU to all of those who donated!

Sunday, June 13, 2010

My Imagination? I Think Not!

Yesterday I went to a birthday party for an old friend.  Despite burning my eyelashes trying to light a cigar (WTF is up with those crazy super-lighters? You can't see the flames on those things!) and loosing at poker, I managed to have a lot of fun. The party highlighted something that until yesterday I thought was only a figment of my imagination: Almost every single person who knows Alan and me wants us to have a baby. Everywhere we go, the people who know us ask us a variation of the same question: "When are you having babies?".  I find this question both annoying and distasteful. Why, WHY is everybody against the integrity of my cervix?

I have bought a purse-sized pie that I shall henceforth carry in my purse. It will be hurled at the next person who asks me about babies. Seriously. I will throw it at your face, and you will be covered in cherry-goo. It is the only appropriate response I can think of for questions regarding the subject.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Question of the Day

Is it ironic to have an infinite lack of patience?
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Blah blah blah, blah BLAH. Blah-blah-blah-blah. Sasquatch.

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

BABIES!

My friend Flor is having a baby girl. 
I am very happy for her.

These days it seems like everywhere I look there is a baby inside a protruding belly, waiting to come out. At work, at parties, at the grocery store; it is inescapable. Am I the only one who is terrified by the thought of children?