Gone with the Wind

I found this article on CNN today. I was blown away (he he, sorry, couldn't help myself)... and quickly realized that I live in a very strange world.

"SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) -- A Roman Catholic priest who floated off under hundreds of helium party balloons was missing Monday off the southern coast of Brazil."

Read full article Here

[BITING TONGUE REALLY HARD]

I actually don't really understand why there is such a fuss about this situation. The man probably floated directly to heaven (except if he was a child molester, in that case he is probably going straight to Hell no matter how many helium filled balloons he was holding on to). Either way, he is probably fine where he is. I'm more worried about those of us still on earth.